They just wouldn’t eat it, basically.
Oh – so that’s what you’d expect anyway?
Pigeons are essentially just flying rats/southern Man-U fans though – so you’d expect them to eat up any old sh*t.
Ah – ‘any old shit other than that’ you reckon?
It’s not that bad to be fair, as long as you don’t compare it to bread.
Why did I even have any, you ask?
Well – I won it in a beauty competition.
And who am I even talking to?
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