POLL! What Should we Replace the Royal Family With?

Everyone knows that the Royal Family are going to have to fuck off at some point (we’ve all seen ‘Star Trek’ – and there aren’t any saggy parasites hanging about in the future – believe you me), but what should we replace them with?

 

And you might be thinking – ‘fuck all’ – but many people in this country are used to having something to look at, and also most nations have a head of state – whether that’s the actual leader, or just someone who’s voted in to hand out Ferrero Rochers to all of the ambassadors.

 

Vote for what you think we should replace ours with below, and feel free to add your own answers! To keep up with the best responses and more, be sure to follow us on Facebook or Twitter.

 

 

 

 

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