Racists Claim That They’re Now The Most Persecuted Group in The Country

People who identify themselves as ‘free-thinkers’ are rapidly becoming one of the most persecuted groups in the country – or at least they are according to the free-thinkers themselves anyway – largely because the rest of the world refuses to respect the ‘free-thinker’ label – instead using the more traditional labels of ‘racists,’ ‘bigots,’ and ‘slug-faced hate potatoes.’

 

The racists in question are the exact same ones who can often be heard saying things along the lines of ‘you can’t just throw the word racist out there to win any argument, wahhh – wahhh!’

 

This is because they think that people who disagree with them literally do use the word ‘racist’ to win any argument – assuming that these left-wingers (and – to be fair – the numerous not-racist right-wingers) are going around shouting ‘racist’ at people because they give them the incorrect amount of change, or because they queue-jump in front of them, or because they don’t give a little wave after being allowed to pull out in their car.

 

Of course, the actual reason why they keep encountering the word ‘racist’ is because they are continuously and publically saying racist things – a fact which is failing to go unnoticed by the people who continuously and publically bear witness to them. Essentially, they’re like a person who thinks that they are being followed around by a bad smell – failing, somehow, to realise that the source of the stench is themselves.

 

Ironically, the ‘persecution’ that they are experiencing is – you know – basically just giving them a taste of their own medicine, or at least it is barring a couple of important distinctions anyway:

 

  1. They could – and probably should – just stop being racist,
  2. It’s perfectly justifiable to badmouth racists for being racists – that’s how we managed to put an end to all of those various legal and social apartheids that we had going on.

 

Unfortunately, although they have now experienced a smidgeon of the horror that they inflict upon others, instead of realising the error of their ways, they’ve decided to collectively be massive crybabies about it all.

 

Which is why – in an effort to counteract the effects of what has been dubbed ‘racistism’ – the bigots have set up a special freephone number that they can call to have a good, old cry down whenever somebody calls them out on their bullshit. They’ve also set up a charitable-festival called ‘Love Music, Hate Racistism’ – at which bands like Simply White, All Saints George, and Eric Clapton will play their awful, awful music.

 

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If you yourself have suffered from racistism, homophobeophobia, or dickhead-shaming – then yeah – just deal with it.

 

Or maybe piss yourself over the fact that nobody is taking your petty, small-minded prejudices seriously.

 

Whichever you think is best.

 

 

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