Climate Change Deniers Refuse to Pull Winter Coats Back out of the Attic  

Following a brief and warm winter in which climate change deniers refused to wear anything other that the full-on thermal long-johns that are a usual seasonal requisite, the weather sceptics have woken up this morning to discover that much of the country is now under a thick layer of snow – a layer of snow which they are stoically just going to ignore.

 

The problem of course is that they’re moving from wearing far too many layers to wearing far too few, and as anyone who has seen ‘Alien 3’ can testify, this sudden shift from hot to cold is a sure-fire way of making your body shatter like a football-hit vase. These people are braving it anyway though – the lot of them walking through the increasingly obvious weather and doing their best to carry on ignoring it – the snow piling up on top of their heads as they wait for buses in their crop tops and shorts.

 

There are also some sceptics who feel that variations in weather are to be expected – and they are – they’re just not supposed to happen constantly, because when you get to a point at which you’ve got more variance than the thing from which you’re varying from, it’s pretty obvious that some sort of change has taken place, and as we are talking about the climate, what we are obviously witnessing is a CLIMATE CHANGE.

 

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The ability of man to ignore the obvious is a powerful thing, however, which is why you will see many deniers out in the snow today doing traditional Spring things – like skipping or looking at flowers and shit – alongside some fairly untraditional Spring activities – like succumbing to the cold and then freezing to death.

 
 

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