Sir Paul McCartney was left with a face like he’d been struck in the spine with a cattle prod yesterday when he was refused access to a five-year-old’s birthday party on the grounds that he was not invited.
A neighbour who was minding her own business watching people from her window confirms that she saw the star – who rose to popularity in the band Wings – approach the door only to be turned away.
“I was just twitching away at my curtains as I usually do when I saw him knocking away. I shouted to my husband Harold to come, but I had forgotten that he had left me for the milk man some time ago.
“Before I could get my camera they had turned him away.”
The Knight of the Realm proceeded to shout “Mark Ronson” through the door before yelling, “How much more VIP do you need to get?”
After being turned down the once well-known singer and dancer stumbled down the street shouting “We need another hit.”
McCartney has not been seen since and is reported missing since yesterday.
Howard also has some audio comedy like this below: